Surprise, surprise, the Looter-in Chief Poroshenko returns to defend his country from the Russians by ‘going to court’. Now there’s a creative combat dodger if I ever saw one.
And he uses the term “we are coming”. Does that mean he and NATO? Is NATO slick enough to grab up a cannon fodder corrupt ex-president to throw against the Russian wall and see if he sticks?
It’s a bit of a gamble, as he is facing 15 years on his treason case. But this is Ukraine, and a guy with a Forbes estimated $1.5 billion net worth could be quite a Santa Claus to the right jury. The court could probably raffle the slots off and get part of the cut for itself.
So this will be quite a David and Goliath show, with the rich traitor squaring off against the comic. Someone once said, “You just can’t make this stuff up.
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